The RENT fandom rises from the ashes
It’s that time of the year again
Hey guys! :)
This Christmas 🎅🏼🎁
🙅♀️ don’t forget 🙅♀️
🗣 get the moonlight out your hair ‼️‼️*
*see also:
✅ your brown eyes 👁
✅ your pretty smile 😏
✅ your silhouette 💃
Can you believe that Tracie Thoms performed in a musical as a lesbian with a sassy gay friend who dies of AIDs not once, but twice?
I’m glad that after he missed Dadaism post ww2, Steve, the well known depressed artist, was yeeted directly into gen Z’s neo Dadaism, now he can exercise his fatalistic humor without the other avengers evaporating in the spot
Steve, for at least a month after getting unfrozen: just put me back in please, I want to go back to the cold place
Avengers: mr.America what the fuck
Peter, ten minutes after meeting the exvengers: I wish someone would just throw me under a bus, you could snap my neck and I’d be thankful
Steve, laughing his ass off: someone could set fire to my house and I’d have prayed for it
Tony, upset: Steve you’re ruining my son and you’ve only been back for an hour
Peter Parker, part of gen z, understanding how bad this country is: god I hate America
Steve Rodgers, literally “Captain America”: god me too
steve: i punched so many nazis… i spent years punching nazis, i went around the country punching hitler and singing showtunes… how are there still nazis? i kind of died to get rid of nazis and there are still nazis!
bucky: good thing you like punching nazis
steve: it’s the only way i feel alive
peter: Big Mood
My favourite part about Polar Express is when they all legitimately believed that the conductor was gonna commit murder on the way to see Santa
Moments from Jack and the Cuckoo Clock Heart that actually happened
- the weirdly sexual lyrics of Flamme A Lunettes
- “Do you often sprout Italian ice cream cones?” “Only when I’ve snacked on spaghetti after midnight.”
- All of Jack’s chest shots
- Madeleine going to bed without taking out her huge updo
- Jack the Ripper just randomly showing up about a quarter of the way through
- Melies and Jack’s sick skateboarding
- clock boner
- Joe’s rapping and accompaniment beatboxing
- The implication that Melies was fucking the conjoined twins
- Miss Acacia floating away while Jack holds onto her ankle and tries not look up her skirt
- The rock music numbers
- The entire Ghost Train sequence
- Jack rapidly falling love with Miss Acacia during her flamenco
- Everyone’s sparkly skin and impeccable fashion sense
- Melies, a French character created by French people in France, being a walking French stereotype
- Joe getting his eye stabbed out and wearing eyepatch, which makes him look even more Edgy™
- Madeleine drinking literal tears
- A face with legs getting launched out a cannon
- Melies calling Jack’s freckles “succulent”
- Accordion Train
- Mathias Malzieu being the living embodiment of the “when you do all of the work in the group project” meme
- Jack walking in and sadly saying “She’s in love with me”
- A moon with Miss Acacia’s face eating the accordion train
- Jack carrying Miss Acacia to her room and accidentally bumping her head on a pole
- “I was practicing kissing you while you were sleeping”
- Jack getting struck by lightning and no one questions it
- Madeleine holding a stethoscope up to a man’s crotch
- Jack’s mother showing up on Madeleine’s doorstep with a frozen dead bird in her hair
- Everyone’s varying levels of angst
- Joe showing up in an automobile that looks like a boat
This movie is fuckin wild
joulejay